Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a womans back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, boxed wine over ice in a red solo cup, that you can be intelligent beyond the pale without ever having played chess, read any of the so called "classics" because many celebrated authors are self-indulgent, overrated crap, or listening to classical music... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and that above all, while not the intent, the beleagured president was given the gift of a quick, painless death as opposed to the much more horrible few years and then painful death would have awaited him ... I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter and that knee breeches should always be the chosen pant of baseball uniforms. I believe in the sweet spot, watching gay pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft kisses that last three days. I am both the cut and the balm that heals it. I am insatiably curious, veraciously adventurous, brave , and not always the best judge of what's....tooooo dangerous. I am intelligent, hey, I do not brag, I warn. Beware.
