Blairemanson.com @g0thwater Please check out my booking/deposit info before messaging. Next person that skips over alllll my info and straight to my number gets flogged with a pool noodle lol So anyways. Hey how are ya! For those of you who don't/can't read: 100lbs, DD's, long black hair, funny. Smart. High-end. West Springs YYC. Deposit required. Roger that. For those of you who do: I'm pretty cool, or so I've been told. Visually and intellectually stimulating. If I had to describe myself, I'd say my style is gothy-tomboy ish. I have a very sharp sense of humor, not much of a filter and I'm brutally honest. That being said, I can read a room, I'm very easy going, kind and considerate. People say I am easy to talk to and be around (unless you're a lefty). Fluent in sarcasm, dark humor, quick wit, GIFs (I can literally have a full on conversation using only gifs hahah), and memes 💁🏻♀️ I can shoot the shit and talk about anything whether it be cars, business, camping, Rickyisms, how to seize an engine, or what happened to you as a child that you're so messed up you had to call me. Jk hahah If your sense of humor is absent, you probably won't like me. Or you'll be so offended that it turns you on. Who knows. So, what can I do for you? The world is heavy. Hopefully I can help lift some of the weight you're bearing. And put the load right on me 🎶😈🤪 like in the song... No judgement here. You can chill out and just be you, and I'll be me. I don't have any sort of rehearsement for how our time goes. I like to go with the flow and whatever happens happens. A lil bit of what I get up to; I used to be super into anything outdoorsy. Mountain biking, off-roading, camping, backpacking, snowshoeing.. any sort of adventure was my jamm. I'd even go do things by myself, I just loved being outside. But life happens and I almost kicked the bucket in a crash. How, you ask? Well. A little bird took me ouuttt. I know right. So.. these days I read a lot of psychology stuff, I love interior design and fashion so I'm often balls deep on Pinterest or online shopping. Temu is a freaking wormhole, I tell ya. Comedy is my favorite, only tv I watch is stand-up. Music, road trips, snacking, trying new restaurants- I'm a major foodie. I'm retired from cooking so I took up baking. Only banana bread though. Anything else just lights on fire more or less. I'm often told I should be a psychologist. Got a problem? I can definitely maybe help. Or make it substantially worse because my advice was to do a little accidental swerve into... A speed bump. Allegedly. Who knows! Congratulations! You've reached level 2: The deep dive nobody asked for. Because apparently, I have no off switch 💁♀️ •Safe & Discreet •Photos are accurate, recent & unedited. 100% independent. •Beautiful, high-end & discreet location on the west side. Top-shelf is my thing For our meeting there is the Blaire experience, and Spicy Blaire experience to choose from. Ask me about session details. No two sessions are the same. Deposit required to book. Sorry but Deryk was the last straw and ruined it for everyone. Now we have to give Blaire a bit of money so she knows we won't stand her up after she cleaned the house, did the laundry, did her hair and makeup and walked around *trying hardest not to hobble* in those sexy heels you said you wanted her to wear, just for your ass to ghost. Thanks Derik, ya prick Hahaha Your respect of my time is greatly appreciated, and I will always respect yours. Text me your age, ethnicity and what you had in mind for our meeting. Please be ready with deposit... Unless you choose to do a FaceTime verification and notice that my Adam's apple is bigger than yours... Well then I wouldn't blame you for not booking. That being said, I conduct myself like a lady and like to dress classy. I don't run around with a trash mouth, but the right person can certainly bring it out. And I promise you no catfishing and there is no Adam's apple. Just a dick. Hehe *evil laugh* I have limited availability- very low volume. Best to book a bit in advance. 📲[Phone Hidden]www.blairemanson.com [Contact Hidden] If you actually read all this then you get a piece of homemade banana bread when I see you. But only after you pass the exam 💁♀️😂
